How to Go Insaine...

Raise your hand if you've ever wondered what it would be like to go insaine.
Alright, you can put your hands down now.
For those of you who raised your hands, here's how you can finally find out...

First, wash your hands a lot...so that they get really dry and start cracking. Now, decide that you need to borrow hand cream from your room-mate to put on your hands because they reeeeaaaally hurt. Now that you've done that, get a song stuck in your head so bad that the only to get it out is to listen to it...so go turn on your computer so that you can do that. Except that you don't want to touch your computer, now do you....because your hands are all disgusting with that hand cream. But you need to listen to that song, because you'll go mental if you don't. Now, pay close attention 'cause here's the important part. You can't use your hands, can you?...so you use your nose instead. Yes that's right, you use your nose. Put it down to the touchpad and use it to move the cursor around. Press it down on the buttons to click. You'll be a gibbering idiot within minutes, trust me.