Ice-Cream Metaphores

Life is a lot like eating a bowl of ice-cream.
First you decide that you want ice-creame...so you go and get a tub of ice-cream. Except that you don't have a bowl to eat it from, so you go looking for a bowl. You can't find the bowl, but you do find a spoon--which is good since you need the spoon to eat the ice-cream. Except that when you get back you get back you realize that now you can't find the ice-cream. So you go looking for the ice-cream. You find the bowl, but not the ice-cream, so now you have a bowl and a spoon with which to eat the ice-cream, but no ice-cream. So keeping looking and eventually you manage to find the bowl, spoon, and ice-cream all at once and you can finally settle down and eat your ice-cream. But by then you've started thinking about how ice-cream isn't really good for you anyway and you decide to give up on the whole thing, put the bowl, spoon and ice-cream back where you found them and go jogging instead.
And you know what? That's ok though, because jogging is cool too.